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What Do You Think?
What We've Learned So Far...July 17: Pedro sighted at Massada, Israel Naomi Korn July 17: Pedro's Not Here Fish July 17: Pedro Rocked the Omni in Orlando Mike H. July 18: Treasure Island Sherrie July 20: Rumors Abound July 23: Pedro on the Road
We saw him again in Virginia where he had gotten a job as a sleep therapist. He told one patient, "Your sheep are all counted with Pedro." He got fired from that job when he asked his patients to "sleep weeth Pedro".
We followed him into a true American institution; the all you can eat buffet. We sat in the booth next to him - being careful not to be spotted but close enough to eavesdrop. Wow, was he stuffing himself with food! We heard him flirt with the waitress. Pedro told her that he needed to gain some weight for his new job. He had got a job working for homeland security. As part of his new immigration policy President Bush had assigned him to border patrol.
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October 29, 2007 - 3 New Sightings
I saw him.... Yes, Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park at Magnolia Fest, First backstage at Ampitheater peeking around the corner... The old ones, they say he is here too. it was said touring with Peter Rowan & The Free Mexican Airforce. Nola Flamingo I have personally seen Pedro at the Magnolia fest at Spirit of the Suwannee near Live Oak, FL. Pedro was seen enjoying a fine Cuban cigar with new friends while waiting Railroad Earth to start their set on Saturday evening, October 27th. Pedro was sporting a very large smile as he mingled his way through the crowd. I believe Pedro is enjoying his celebrity status and may not find his way home for some time. Gerald Cates I saw Pedro on stage Saturday night at Magnolia Fest. He sat in with Peter Rowan and the Mexican Air Force. Then I looked to my left and who should appear in the woods next to me but Pedro and his pal Barney. I drank some of Pedro’s wonderful adult beverage and he enjoyed one of my Gloria Cubanas and then without hesitation , Adios! He was gone. Since meeting Pedro I know life has changed forever. Gracias Pedro. Harry C. Mesner |
Do YOU have any clues where Pedro may be? Do you know who the culprit is? If so, email us and spill the beans!:
We first spotted him in Maryland. Looks like he has ditched the margarita & has gotten a job as a weather forecaster. He was heard saying, "chili today, hot tamale". 
Following him into North Carolina we first saw his new fascination with food spring up when he told us, "You've never sausage a place! You're always a weener at Pedro's." 
Next thing we knew he was gone. We hopped in the car & continued heading south towards Florida. A couple of hours later we spotted him again. The bulking up had worked - he was now 97 feet tall! Not being up on his geography, President Bush had assigned Pedro to the wrong border. The CIA has supplied him with a body doubles & one of them was guarding the restrooms. Pedro now forces cars to stop & buy unnecessary useless objects before being allowed to pass through. 
We snuck up behind Pedro to grab him & bring him back to Peg's. As we got closer we realized that we could not fit him into our car. Maybe some truck driver can bring him back. 